You don't support capitalists.
Why should your ketchup?
Commie Ketchup™ is made in Cuba, from ingredients grown in Cuba.
All Ketchup is created equal, but some ketchup is more equal
Commie Ketchup™ is made in Cuba, from ingredients grown in Cuba.
The leading competitor not only has 57 varieties, but has 57 foreign factories as well. Commie Ketchup comes in one flavor: Communist.
In side-by-side taste tests of five leading brands, we found that Commie Ketchup is second to none. You'll never go back to CapitaKetchup again!
Comments
On the Left
Doods you rule. Who is Che, by the way? LOL JK
- Dude, Crackton
I saw your ad in National Review and my husband and I can't wait for our Commie Ketchup! I think the timing is meaningful since it was our late, beloved José Saramago who proclaimed that, yes, ketchup can be counted as a vegetable. As a ketchup-loving, red-blooded red gal, I couldn't agree more!
- Sonia Rodríguez, Santiago de Cuba
Thanks for filling the ketchup void for us commies!! Great label, too!
— M.E.
From the makers of Commie Ketchup to Fidel Castro: We thank you for your comments, but we fear we cannot upload your writings on ketchup to this site because 2 GB of text is beyond our server capability. We are happy to hear, though, that you have decided to give a six hour long speech about ketchup in the middle of Havana, without a pause to faint and under the boiling sun.
-The creators of TRUE RED KETCHUP
On the Right
You're not only tasteless, you a##holes are stupid!
— W.C.
Very. But our ketchup tastes more commie than the average capitalist ketchup.
AAAARGH!!! YOU PEOPLE WANT TO INVADE US AND TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM!!!
- Person
NOT SO LOUD!!!
OK, OK, I'm not making a parody of the FAQ, I'm not that bored.
In case you are wondering the source of this silly post...
http://www.wketchup.com
And remember, comrades....YOU'LL NEVER BE FREE FROM CAPITALISTIC ALIENATION UNTIL YOU TAKE SOME COMMIE KETCHUP! Um...too long for a good slogan.