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    Wow. She's serious? This is kind of interesting. This was funny.
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    How would you find a site like this, Mullet? Now you leave me no choice. I will have to invade your wedding whenever it happens to occur and state that you have been looking for a new wife and use this thread as proof.

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    Actually my fiance found it. It was a link on a wedding message board that she frequents.
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    Yeah...whatever.

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    woot, mail order brides. I want 7
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    This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen in my entire life.

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    She's Jewish, so it makes sense. Her Yiddishe mama probably went to her and said "Meidale, ya need to get married NOW, ya hear?!". And no good Jewish girl says no to mummy.

    Also, it seems like she's describing me there... (check out 'My Husband'). This could be my golden oppurtunity!
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    I'm not Jewish, so I'm out. :\
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    <b>I know that was a joke, but it could easily be taken out of context. ~Yamaneko</b>

    EDIT by War Angel - Oh come ON! It was a joke out of Independance Day! Chill out, really. It's not like I dissed anyone or anything... I just made a humorous remark. Also, I don't think I should be responsible for anyone taking an innocent joke out of context, or getting really anal about it.
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    Too young for me.

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    I should apply and send in the Ben Stiller picture.

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    Shoot... I'm up for it since I'm single again She's only 10 years older than me... but that's not that much older. She's hot and my type, hell.. I'd do it.
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    I am bi...and I am taken^^

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