American Prophet

[Nait]

Well, Eyesonian Prophet. I want y'all, hear now, to make a prophecy or two about the happenings from today to the end of the week, which is Sunday 24:00. Whom has the best prophecies win.

Here goes.

I prophetise this, I prophetise thus, there will be an explosion in a bus. Three people killed, four people maimed, the other's were lucky bastards cause the bomber so badly aimed.

[Psychotic]

I prophesise that I will breathe in and out on numerous occasions sometime this week. I also prophesise that... uh... I'll be made admin here! Yeah

[Yamaneko]

I prophetize that this thread will be closed exactly on Sunday July 18, 2004, at 12:00pm, Pacific Standard Time.

[Logan]

I prophesize that Psy will choke on his muffin signature, thus he cannot be admin.

[K-chan]

I prophezise that I will be bitten by a small white dog named Jin

[Female Ryuichi]

I prophezise that a high ranking admin will be slayed by a wild boar.

[Rye]

I prophesize that people are going to make a thread just like this, except change it a little bit and call it their own. :P

[Kaos Nishiakari]

I prophesize that you all are wrong

[Breine]

I prophesize that tomorrow is Friday o_O

[fire_of_avalon]

I prophesy that prophesy is the verb form of prophecy, and that my sister will fall down and scrape her knee in exactly 45 seconds. *pushes sister down*

I HAVE A GIFT!

[Trumpet Thief]

I prophesize that we will die in 5 days.

[Maxico]

I prophosise that the smileys will take revenge for being enslaved for all of these years, jump out of the computers and bore a small hole in peoples heads, controling their minds and making you walk around with stupid smiles on your face FOREVER



he may be smiling but hes out to get YOU

[Dr Unne]

I prophesy that even though it's already been pointed out, and even though I'm pointing it out again, that people will continue to use various non-existent words in place of the actual verb-form of prophecy, i.e. prophesy.

[Yamaneko]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=prophetize

[Rainecloud]

I forsee thousands of newbies joining in the very near future - possibly tomorrow.

I then see a mass evacuation of the board, and many suicides.