My cousin Keith is a psychotic Canadian army man who's only words to me the last time I saw him were "Man, I'm gonna drink so much tonight I'll end up passed out face first into the ground."
Keep reaching for the stars, Keith.
My cousin Keith is a psychotic Canadian army man who's only words to me the last time I saw him were "Man, I'm gonna drink so much tonight I'll end up passed out face first into the ground."
Keep reaching for the stars, Keith.
We must add that to our evidence file, then, Storm. Thank you for your submission. We will be sending your contribution payment shortly.
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I have a nephew named Keith and he's quite awesome. He likes Marilyn Manson as well as Stephen King and we get along just fine.
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Okay, you win. His last name was Hiller. For my 16th birthday we went to the Museum of Tolerance and when he signed the guestbook I tried so hard to cross the first "l" but he literally dragged me out of there.Originally Posted by Kirobaito
He's also one of those gays now.
i sort of knew this keith in elementary school. i rmemeber him being quite moronic and i really didnt like him. this proves your theory wrong.
"He's also one of those gays now."
whats wrong with gays?
Nothing when they're not taking my sweet virginity! That freaking bastard...
As the final representative of Keith-like Awesomeness who is awake and posting, I feel it is my duty to inform you that we here at Keith-like Awesomeness Labrotories once again find this evidence to be inconclusive. You only "sort of" knew this Keith. You had had neither the time, nor the ability in your youth to delve into the Awesomeness of this Keith. However, your testimony does further our Keith/Awesome research, and your contribution is greatly appreciated.
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The Keith I know 's got no satisfaction.
The only Keith I know of is a failed television presenter.
I don't know any Keiths on a personal level.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Let us not forget Mr. Alexander Keith, father of the greatest India Pale Ale on Earth and former Mayor of Halifax.
Those who like it, like it a lot.
I know a Keith. He's the administrator of a forum I go to, and he's a really cool, sweet guy.
When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The rightful owner of this Ciddie can kiss my arse! :P
I don't know any Keiths but...
...this one seems pretty cool. If you forget about the Canadian part.
What about Keith, from season two of American Idol? He sang Madonna's - Like a Virgin and he wore the green sweater which he kept on stroking. xD
The only Keith I know drives this car:
He is pretty awesome, I guess. I talk to him on occasion.
Kinda funny, I know an ass with the last name of Hiller and when I had access to his writing files (the one that you have all throughout your formal education) I did the same. People with last names of Hiller must just be that way.
I don't know any Keiths personally, though I intend to find one and worship him as a king.
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