*clears throat*

I present to you..."Keith."

Resembling Ken Jennings slightly in appearance, he has set a record for Jeopardy! on the computer game (created in the 80s, mind you) for winnings on the computer of one Casey Daniel Graham. He recently dominated his sister, winning 40,000 to -1600. This man is surely a god of some sort, as his brilliance masters all. This is a cool Keith, for sure.