Quote Originally Posted by Kirobaito
Shlup, we've had this discussion. We have formulated 2 different responses:

Your Keith is just a fluke. He wasn't supposed to be called Keith. He just had an uncle named Keith who was so cool, his parents decided the name must live on, but gave it to their most evil offspring because of a drunk fortune teller.

Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, due to the proximity of this Keith's last name with that of an infamous mass murderer reclassifies this Keith not as a Keith but as a Hitler. Therefore, I'm afraid this case is inapplicable to the theory. Thank you, and please continue submitting more evidence to us in the future.
Okay, you win. His last name was Hiller. For my 16th birthday we went to the Museum of Tolerance and when he signed the guestbook I tried so hard to cross the first "l" but he literally dragged me out of there.

He's also one of those gays now.