I stepped into a manhole and died. Man, was my face red.
I stepped into a manhole and died. Man, was my face red.
I was sleeping over at my friends house and we decided to watch a movie about Latias and Latios(pokemon). At the end of the movie, Latios used up all of his powers to save the city he lived in, causing him to die. When I saw him die, I started to cry. I felt a little stupid for crying in front of my friend.
All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.
well last night when I went to get off the computer i wasn't paying attention so I got off the chair the wrong way...and I ran into the wall XD. Tahts the dumbest thing I've done this week.
I joined this message board... Oh wait... >_>;;
*Runs*
;P
Mint.ier Than A Mouthful of Tic-Tacs!
I posted my mobile number on my LJ, luckly I deleted it after realising that no-one likes me and I'd look a fool for doing it (2 secs and no-one saw it, mwhahahaahahhahaahha) *cough, choke, die*
I parcelled up an order for a customer and forgot to put the invoice inside. True, it doesn't sound overly stupid, but it took me a long time to wrap the contents. Opening the carefully sealed brown paper and bubblewrap almost made me cry.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
I did something totally retarded at my soccer game on sunday afternoon. I think it may have had something to do with the +30 degrees celcius weather, which is something us Edmontonians are not used to.
Anyhow, I was playing left defense and one of my players passed me the ball. I began dribbling up the middle, and then realized there was no space there so I started running with the ball to the left side of the field. Again, nobody was open, so I turned around and blindly passed the ball back to my goalkeeper (this is a play I do often). It so happened that a player on the other team was still catching his breath right in front of my goalie and hadn't moved in that entire time span I had possession of the ball. Naturally, my pass went right to the opposing player who shot the ball point blank. Luckily, my goalkeeper made a spectacular diving save to the right and held onto the ball.
Well, it was great for some laughs at half time.
This week ... hm ...
Well, yesterday somebody closed the bathroom door when they were done and I was paying attention and I still ran into it. >:o It was ... kinda dark ... okay?!
That's the THIRD time I ran into that door.
Don't ya' just hate it when those pesky doors sneak up on you in the dark? ><;;Originally Posted by Misfit
Mint.ier Than A Mouthful of Tic-Tacs!
There's this fence that stands between the pool in my backyard and the house behind mine. The ground level of the other house's yard is significantly lower than mine, so it looks lower, when you're in my backyard. Anyway, my friends and I were playing catch and my back was towards the fence. My friend threw it to me very high and I started running backwards, jumped very high to catch the ball, and landed into my neighbor's backyard. My neighbor's dog was playing around, until it saw me, then started chasing me. Stupidly, I ran towards the front yard and had to run all the way across the block just to get back to my house. Unfortunately, I didn't realize that the dog stopped chasing me after 5 seconds into the chase.
:monster2: One, AH! AH! Two, AH AH! Three, AH AH!
You have no idea ... >_<
xD
Silly mongoose. :P
Mint.ier Than A Mouthful of Tic-Tacs!
I lived
My cousin and I went to the other side of town to get a slushie, and on our way back, I fell on a bump and my slushie flew way up, then landed right on me! >_> Funny for him, not that funny for me.
New week, new stupid thing:
I was waving to my mom when she dropped me off outside of my grandma's house. I was walking backwards and I ran into the wall.
All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.
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