Waxing your face

[Del Murder]

I waxed my leg once and the folicles bruised, leaving me dotted purple. Not good.

Exactly. And that was her <i>leg</i> for crying out loud. Do this to you face and you seriously will be deformed for life, or at least for a few months. And the pain itself might even cause you to die from a heart attack, who knows. I'm not trying to be funny here. Don't do it for your own safety!