I must say i agree with Unne.

Now it would be news if they said

"Today the in the Middle East, Israel declared it would recognize the human rights of the Palestinians. In response HAMAS turned in their weapons to the Palestinian Aurthourity, and Israelis and Palestinians joined hands and sang the great classics "Why cant we be Friends", "Whats goin' on?-Marvin Gaye", and "Give peace a chance". Moved by this amazing turn of events Islamic militant groups all over the world promised to turn over a new leaf and embrace Non-Beilevers of Islam."

"Also in news today, President Bush and Vice Pres. Cheney, admitted to, stealing the 2000 election, and fabricating evidence for the war on Iraq, in order to get Haliburton the oil contract. When asked why they turned themselves in, they said the piles of money they had made, just didnt help them with the sleep they lost at night. Both Bush and Cheney are seeing a psychologist to cope with their night terrors, and have given all the money they made to the make-a-wish foundation."