Quote Originally Posted by CloudSquallandZidane
I must say i agree with Unne.

"Also in news today, President Bush and Vice Pres. Cheney, admitted to, stealing the 2000 election, and fabricating evidence for the war on Iraq, in order to get Haliburton the oil contract. When asked why they turned themselves in, they said the piles of money they had made, just didnt help them with the sleep they lost at night. Both Bush and Cheney are seeing a psychologist to cope with their night terrors, and have given all the money they made to the make-a-wish foundation."
I hear there's a few job openings for the tabloids. I think you'd be perfect for the job.