Hypothesis: All Keiths are awesome.

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I have been formulating such a theory in my head for some time, and recently I have found some evidence external to my own that confirms the hypothesis stated above. I submit collected evidence so far.

1. Keith A.: One of the best guitar players I know. Can play ANY Zeppelin, ANY Hendrix, ANY RHCP, and god dammit, that's good enough for me. But here's more: advanced composer and soon-to-be-released songs coming.

2. Keith S.: A really goofy and fun-loving guy, this Keith is taller than me (a rare feat). A premier skydiver, and someone who can have fun without drinking (always respectable).

3. Keith M.: One of my best friends when I was in elementary school, this Keith also introduced me to the Final Fantasy series. Now that is something awesome.

It is urgent that you respond with any supporting or dissenting evidence you may have to this hypothesis, so that it may be reviewed appropriately before it's submission to the Alfred Nobel Committee.

You have the once-in-a-lifetime chance to contribute to a high-profile research study. Do not make the mistake of passing this golden opportunity to get your name published and respected across the globe and across many fields by its respected practicers.

Thank you for your time and help with this monumental effort.

Sincerely,
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Director of Research and Development
Crazy Theories that are Correct Department