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    I know Merpeople are not real but how do they reproduce
    I would love to be happy, but unfortunately I'm too busy being awesome and kicking your ass at everything

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    They adopt?


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    Maybe they reproduce asexually like most monocellular organisms and worms. ?
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    The stork comes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Satans_apostle
    I know Merpeople are not real but how do they reproduce
    You just became number two on my awesome list for asking that question. I love you.

    I figure they reproduce like fishies, since their bottom halves are fishie like. It would suck to be a merperson

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    They're asexual. Since they're like fish, they reproduce like them, not entirely. They have mer-eggs which come from their mouths... Yes, their mouths (Merpeople are an odd race). The eggs are pretty frickin' big too... >_>;; I bet it hurts.

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    They lay eggs and wait for the male to fertilize them, perhaps?
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    Futurama answers this question rather well:

    Quote Originally Posted by Futurama Episode 2ACV12: The Deep South
    Umbriel: What the hell is that?

    Fry: Yeah I'm a little confused too. How do I...y'now...with the tail and all.

    Umbriel: I'm not your first am I? I mean, I lay my eggs, then I leave and you release your fertiliser.

    [Scene: Outside Colonel's House. Fry runs away from the house at top speed.]
    Fry (gasping): Why couldn't she be the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
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    Damn. I was about to post that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff
    Damn. I was about to post that.
    Be a little more quicker next time... ;P

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    Eat broadband, Spiffy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
    You just became number two on my awesome list for asking that question. I love you.

    I figure they reproduce like fishies, since their bottom halves are fishie like. It would suck to be a merperson
    I have loads of questions like this, just most of them I put up in a thread and they get closed
    I would love to be happy, but unfortunately I'm too busy being awesome and kicking your ass at everything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gau
    Damn. I was about to post that.
    Me too....great minds think alike.

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    [QQ=Almost Everyone]I was about to post that.[/QQ]

    As was I. This is beginning to worry me. :/
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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