I had a eating contest where instead of "how much" you would eat but "what will" you eat, my mates put a load of really disgusting concotions on the table...Cordial juice mixed with milk (normal water dilute cordial), dog biscuits, the snails we feed to a friends lizards - alive, a goldfish bowl, egg and something (really tasted bad but I didnt try to find out what it was) mayonaise. As you can see it was disgusting stuff like you'd expect to find on Jack ass not on your mothers dining room table and four of us tucked in, well, um... lets just say I lost and not only the competion.