Every once in a while, I get a message from somebody who I do not know at all. They ask me "Who is this?" or "Why are you on my list?" I used to be helpful, but I really don't give a damn anymore and have resorted to blasting them to pieces and shredding their dignity. Sure, it's immoral and bad karma and all that crap, but it makes me feel a little better afterward.
OOC: Is it afterward or afterwards?
So the most recent one went like this:
Titans6654: who is this? If this is you, sorry, but seriously, if it is you, then you know who I am, don't you?
me: If you don't know who I am, then why the are you messaging me?
me: As soon as I log on, mind you. [Yeah, this happened. WTF, man.]
him: ok
Problem solved. One less person I have to dick around with.