EoFF City

[Logan]

I'd sell day old bread to unsuspecting EoFFers.

[SpiritWolf]

I'd be the local city vet

[Dr Unne]

I would be Old Man MacGillicuddy the crazy old bearded hermit who lives in a shack in the forst and kids come up and throw rocks at the shack and I chase them away flailing my arms.

[Erdrick Holmes]

I'd be just some dude who's neighbors keep complaining about loud music. I'd run an underground hentai ring and have a college degree in fighting games at the EoFF college.

[gokufusionss1]

i would be the guy that hangs around but nobody has a heck of an idea who he is.

[Citizen Bleys]

I'd be living in a crumbling old brick house in an abandoned area of town, occasionally coming out at night for drinks.

[Kirobaito]

I'd sit in my parents' house all day and never talk to anyone. So no one would know who I was.

[SomethingBig]

I'd be the billionaire who lives in a mansion and doesn't let anyone see him. I would communicate with you guys through these forums

I, Batman/Bruce Waine, am the only billionaire in town.

[disapointedchild]

I would sell penuts, and have all the finest ladies in town.

Oh the life I long for.

[ZeZipster]

I would be a snack food.

[escobert]

Can I eat you?

[fire_of_avalon]

I would be the girl who sits runs around town doing random crazy things and making people look at me like this

In short, I would be the most revered member of the community.

[Flying Mullet]

Although it's not me, I'd have fun being that guy in a car that's worth more than his house trying to race everybody at every light with classic rock booming from his stereo.

[-N-]

Although I'd get sick of this position and quit after a few years if I couldn't compress all its responsibilities into a 40 hour week, I'd be CEO of Metareason Inc., which is headquartered in the large building designed by me. We'd be an all-around think tank as well as a design house. And we'd be Zen too. Hmm... better make the building a floating one.

[angel]

i would run the airline industry and then never be heard of again