I'd be living in a little hut in the industrial sector. People who know who I am think I'm crazy and would rather not know I am. In my past, I was in fact a brilliant genius with a promising future but I blew all my savings on a backwater company, BoB Inc. Now I live out my days as a rambling hobo. I feed myself from the garbage cans behind PG's Asian Food Related Restaurant.

..I need some shoes.