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Lemmiwink/s - A small hamster-like rodent, except more rounded. Prefers to live in sheltered areas and scavenges food from the resident hosts; a vermin. Its distinctive features is the parent's ability to protect the young. When a threat is detected the parent gives off a piercing screech, which signals the young to run to its parent and enters its adbominal cavity (also known as anus, anal passage, ass or arse). Fully developed mothers may fit up to 5 of the young, known as hamtaro inside her abdominal cavity. A litter of young averages 8. The Lemmiwink breeds ferociously, doggystyle, for up to 8 seconds at a time. This allows for rampant breeding. They come out at night, mostly, to feed on any morsels, but recent study shows that they prefer the taste of curtains. A fully grown Lemmiwink can be up to 800grams and measures 16 centimetres from nose to tail. They prefer warm, moist conditions, like tropical areas, as that particular climate reminds it of the safety of the mother's abdominal...cavity....

You know you want this said in some BBC documentary by some British guy

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