my ear dont hear, I m going to killl a deer

[Logan]

My foot is asleep.

[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]

mi hand duzint ollweez tipe wut i want it two.

[Kirkpatrick]

Neither of my eyes work very well, and my ankles are weak / feet don't work so well, and my left ear (seriously ) kept doing this wierd trying to pop thing when I swallowed a few weeks ago, but it stopped.
Also, I think my body-heat producing unit is broken, or maybe just turned up too high.