Before I prattle on about myself...

HOOTERS threads would be straight-to-DVD B-rated Bollywood films, since he cranks them out by the dozen.

All EoEO threads would be outright translations of soap operas.

FFVII and GFF riddle threads would be a boring ass movie, but still rock.

Anyways, the Jebusia thread is the best. Without a doubt. It would be similar to a documentary about how the world's most formidable nation, err, state, rose to power.

My EoEO metaphysics threads would be analogous to the Matrix, minus all the cool fighting.

My CCT threads would be like The Conspiracy Theory, which is, needless to say, awesome.

That's really about it. I'm not much of a thread starter, just more of a thread-spammer. So I guess that makes me a big-shot actor in your blockbuster films, eh Proto?