I have more than a slight urge to get rid of other Abby's. Because they're always better than me.

Abby L: Better Christian
Abby S: More liked
A. Abby: Wise
Abby E: Nicer
Me: Not so much.

Damn all those Abby's to hell >:o

...I'm just kidding about the damning. >_> You know that.