EDIT: It was grif that says ow in the quote above.


You know my friends call me Lopez from Red vs. Blue


1.
Tucker: Blues quick shut-off ur radios!
Sarge: Boy, it'll be a cold day in hell before i start taking orders from you!
Tucker: Listen, i really need ur help this time, normally i would just shoot at u guys and steal ur girlfriends, but today is different, i need u to work with me on this!
Sarge: Well maybe i spoke to soon, before hearing ur well-thought out, witty, and might i add timely remarks. Simmons would u like to deliver our, rebuttle?
Simmons: (*Ahem*) Suck-it blue!
Donut: Yeh, suck-it blue. Thats doin it OLDSCHOOL!!!

2.
Chruch: Thats it O'maily, if anybodys gonna make my girlfriend cranky and irratated, its gonna be me!
Tex: Aww, thats sweet...
Chruch: Shuddap, bitch.
Tex: Asshole

3.
Chruch: How'd O'Mailey get up there soo fast?
Donut: Hey that guy is wicked fast!
Doc: Thanks I lettered in track, it was least non-directly competative sport i could find!