Doc: I'm a pacifist.
Caboose: You're a thing babies suck on?
Tucker: No dude, that's a pedophile.
Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier.
Tucker: Oh yeah, right. Man, I was totally thinking about something else.
Church: That's real classy Tucker.



Sarge: It's not that. I just felt like I could've taken him.
Griff: Taken who? The machine gun?
Sarge: Oh he was a worthy opponent to be sure. But right at the end there he was beginning to show signs of weakness. Cracks in the armor if you will.
Griff: What? You can't fight a machine gun.
Donut: Yeah Sarge. We know you're tough and all, but it is kind of hard to beat up hundreds of armor piercing bullets using only your face.
Sarge: And yet, he surrended.