I am constantly protecting thoughs who cannot defend themselves, but with amazing wit... If a bully wants to start a fight try this: Don't look at them and whatever they say ask them if they really need to do that to take you down. *real example*
Bully: After school me and 3 guys are goiong to take you down
Me: Really, it takes 4 of you to fight me, I thought you said I was weak.
Buly: Well...pussy *walks off*

THus you win without violent interaction *happiness*