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    *laughs at the fact that I can use anything as a weapon, even my bare hands*

    Actually Ipods work well as an MP3 player. I wish I had one.

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    Okay, what I don't get is that---she hit him what, 40m to 80 times? Why would he just sit there and let her beat him up like that? Was he just sitting there, letting it happen and not doing a thing? I can't believe that he didn't fight back.


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    "Bludgeoned to death with an iPod".

    I never thought I'd read those words. Never. Poor person...
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    I find it a bit disturbing that people find that kind of stuff funny. I think that's horrible. Someone just got killed because they accused someone of downloading music. I don't think anyone would laugh if someone they knew did something so harmless and then got killed for it, especially in such a slow, awful manner. It sickes me to imagine how that went.
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    That is the funniest thing I've seen all year
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grover
    That is the funniest thing I've seen all year
    Not funny!! Hell, man...someone can beat me to death with a mouse...*looks at mouse in a terrified way*
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    I dont find somebody dying a slow, horrible, painful death funny. Even if he was killed with an unusual weapon. This is just like that man in japan who got stabbed by an umbrella by his best freind.
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    I know I shouldn't be laughing, but its so funny to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB
    I find it a bit disturbing that people find that kind of stuff funny. I think that's horrible. Someone just got killed because they accused someone of downloading music. I don't think anyone would laugh if someone they knew did something so harmless and then got killed for it, especially in such a slow, awful manner. It sickes me to imagine how that went.
    I agree...I don't find it funny, I was just making a joke about Apple...though its very unusual: "girl kills guy with an iPod"...you gotta admit its one of those storys you'll be remembering for awhile. But no, painful death...hell, any death, is not funny...to me anyway.

    But she DID find a working use for an Apple product, so eh, there was a plus to this.
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    i have mixed feelings about this...it's funny cause i've never thought about that happening to anyone...much less with a damn iPod....but at the same time it's sad that the man died that way. i don't think anyone deserves that but...i have to admit when i first read it i thought it was pretty funny...

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    Well, she's a psycho. She killed her boyfriend for deleting her MP3 music collection... it's just that iPod was the closest thing, so she used it as a weapon. I still don't see how that little thing can be used as a weapon... but it says in the article the victim of this murder died a pretty slow death, due to the weapon's lack off effectiveness as, well, a weapon. Somehow, I don't find that very amusing...

    Note: "I'll kill you with a spoon." is a pretty common humorous saying here, meaning that your death will be slow, painful, and darn stupid, too.
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    I just found out this is fake, and then I read the url to the article and started to wonder how the hell I got drawn in in the first places. I don't think I even looked at the picture, let alone the name of the site or it's banner once I clicked in. Haha.
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