Well lets see

My mom and her boyfriend. I swear my mom is like a superhero when it comes to stomping out enthusiasm and self esteem.

Me: Hey mom I got a B on my history paper
Mom: But you didn't get an A did you?

Me: Mom, I finally got a paying job at the school
Mom: Minimum wage I see, come back when you get payed more then 5.50 an hour

Also a few people on this message board whom shall remian annonomus

And one of my best friends in the world recently betrayed and backstabbed me, now I've severed all friendship ties with him and I wanna make a rug out of his flesh.