OK, I thought of one. You know how 1337 speakers say things like roxors and haxors and sexors? Well one, I was on the old IM with my guy Matt, and he was stringing together 1337 insults because he's a n00b like that, and I go "M477 |5 t3|-| coldsores" ...get it, it rhymes with haxors and sex-...
Nevermind.