chaos: This is what would really happen. Squall and Cloud would make Tidus and Zidane get a familiar look at their insides, or, just chop their heads off. Zidane isn't that fast, you know. Most of the group knows how to run.

Rubedo: And then Squall and Cloud will suddenly realize how cool they are, and ride Chocobo's off into the distance. Then Umaro will come and do a special dance and win!

-The End-