Pineapples: Pros and Cons

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Shoot.

Pros:
Delicious
Wonderful on pizza
Fun to toss at old people's cars
Wayne Gretzky

Cons:
Spiny
Not a pine
Not an apple
Al Capone

[Linus]

Sexy curves.

[Shlup]

Pros:
When you pick them fresh, they're better than candy.
They're juicy. Mandee likie.
They look cool.
They grow on a bush that looks like a giant pineapple top.

Cons:
They won't grow in my back yard.
Sometimes I have a slight allergic reaction to them.
They can be hard to get into.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Pros
Fun to throw at people
Makes a very good weapon

Cons
Goes bad on pizza
Tastes like ca-ca.

[-N-]

Pros:
Tastes great
Good weapon

Cons:
Annoying to prepare

[Del Murder]

Pro: look funny

Con: The most overrated fruit

[Yamaneko]

Pros:
1. Good in a can.
2. Used in one of the funnier <i>Scarface</i> on Network Television lines.

Cons:
1. One cannot make bombs out of a pineapple.
2. The outside is a deadly weapon that must not be used to juggle.

[Cz]

Pro: If you're eating a pineapple, there's a high chance that you're in a luxurious tropical environment. Certainly higher than when eating a tomato or cherry.

Con: Pineapple juice doesn't get you drunk.

[Rainecloud]

Pro: They look really funny.

Con: They taste disgusting - especially on Pizza and Steak.

[Rye]

Pros:
- Sponges live in them.

Cons:
- They live in them under the sea.
- They taste bad as lollipops.

[DMKA]

The most overrated fruit

Eh, Richard Simmons comes pretty close...

Pros:
Best pizza topping ever
Makes ham good

Cons:
They're fruit

[Erdrick Holmes]

Eh, Richard Simmons comes pretty close...

That had to be the funniest thing I read here, thumbs up.

[Doomgaze]

The only Con to pineapples is that canned ones suck. You need to get nice, fresh pineapple.

And it's GREAT cooked. On pizza or grilled or what have you.