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    Default Posting explicit material is not very nice.

    So I met this guy at work, and he's about the same age as one of my cousins, and has the exact same style of humor as that same cousin as well. I'm beginning to wonder if he really is my cousin or not, other than the fact that he looks different. Come to think of it, I haven't heard from that cousin in a while... is he really my cousin?

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    No, unless he has one of those Mission Impossible masks on.

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    *gasp* FACEMASKS! Except he's an entirely different skin color, so... BODYMASKS!!

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    Why don't you just ask if he's your cousin? ;o

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    You could try to sleep with him and if your babies come out deformed then you know he was your cousin.

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    Shlup, I can't make babies with other guys. It's a genetic thing.

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    Besides, how do you make babies by just sleeping with someone? Is there some sort of baby fairy that sprinkles magic dust on your lady friend while both of you are asleep?

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    I'd draw a diagram, but the thread title's stopping me.
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    My cousins are female and very attractive. It's very rough on me whenever I visit them.

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    My cousins are female and very cute as well. But they're under 10 so it's rough on me in a different way (trying to keep up with them!).

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    HAH! 9 and 7 here! WHERE do they get all that energy?!

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    Sugar, likely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff
    My cousins are female and very attractive. It's very rough on me whenever I visit them.
    Thank god my cousins are all ugly and the only semi good looking one you want to shoot as soon as she talks since she's so damn stupid.Damn I my family.

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    My cousins are female, attractive, horny and hick. Come to think of it... nono. Actually, my male cousin from one side got together with my female cousin on the otherside. Althought they aren't blood related to each other and I'm blood related to both of them..
    I don't know.

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    This thread has gone horridly, horridly wrong.

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