Homer: "Uh-oh! Looks like bad news for the...*squints at the TV*...Impson family!
Homer: "Uh-oh! Looks like bad news for the...*squints at the TV*...Impson family!
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lisa's Hippie friend- "Im a level 4 Vegan, i won't eat anything that casts a shadow
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Lisa- It is better to remain silent than to speak like a fool
Homer's thoughts- What's that supposed to mean, you beeter say somthing quick or they'll think you're stupid
Homer- takes one to know one
Dream Fox> Find your soul mate Homer. Find your Soul Mate.
Homer> But who is it?
Dream Fox> I'm just a memory. I can offer no new information.
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homer (to the sky): i don't know if you exist but if you're up there: SAVE ME SUPERMAN!!
Murphy: Let us celebrate with the adding of chocolate to milk!
Ben: No, let's make everything better with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
Murphy: Donuts: Is there anything they can't do?
Ben: Everyone else is having fun with knives except me!
Quotes from uh...some guy, Marge, some other guy and Bart, I think.
dentist: why must you turn my office into a den of LIES!?!?!
leonard nimoy: a solar eclipse...the cosmic ballet goes on
guy on monorail: hey, anyone want to switch seats?
Apu: I graduted from Caltech
Marge: California Institute of Technology?
Apu: No, Calcutta Institue of Technology.
Originally Posted by Mirage
Strange man: would you kids like to come with me?
Bart and Lisa: Sure, okay, sounds cool
Bart, after getting a job as a bartender with the Italian mob.
Homer: How much do you make?
Bart: $8/wk
Homer: Tch, I make more than that.
"Duffman, I thought you died of kidney failure!"
"Duffman cannot die, only the actors who play him."
Bart: "Oh, I got him. I got him!"
Rod or Todd: "No, you just clipped him. You made him a unitarian."
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Nelson: "The thing about huckleberries is once you've have fresh. You'll never go back to canned."
*Skinner eyeballs him*
Nelson: "Uh...um...so anyway. I kicked the guy's ass!"
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Marge: "Homer, that's not God, that's just an old waffle Bart tossed up on the ceiling."
*Marge pulls the waffle down with a broom. It lands in Homer's hands*
Homer: "I know I shouldn't eat thee but..."
*Eats*
Homer: "Mmm...sacrelicious.
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Kent Brockman: "Now this technology is new to me but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven there, roasting himself to a fine crisp. He's literally cooking in his own juices."
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Homer: "I don't want to go. So if he asks me to go...I'll just say yes!"
Homer's Brain: "Wait, are you sure this is how this type of thing works?"
Homer: "Shut up brain."
*goes to hallway*
Bart: "Dad, I really want you to go on this trip with me."
Homer: "Son, I'll be delighted to go on the trip with you."
Homer and Bart: "Doh!"
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Dr. Nick: "Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!!"
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Mel Gibson: "Hi everybody."
Dr. Nick: "Hi Mr. Gibson."
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Dr. Nick: "Well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGregor, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!"
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Homer: "The sum of the square of two sides of an isoceles triangle is equal to the square of the remaining side."
Guy in random toilet cubicle: "That's a right triangle you idiot!"
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Homer's Brain: "Continue looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake."
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Bart: "Well Wendell, looks like it's goodbye."
Louis: "He's Wendell, I'm Louis."
Bart: "Whatever, just tell Wendell I said bye."
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Spelling Bee Guy: "Your word is weather/whether."
Asian Spelling Bee Chick: "Uh...may I have it in a sentence?"
Spelling Bee Guy: "Certainly. I don't know whether the weather will change today."
Asian Spelling Bee Chick: "Um..oh...uh...W...E?"
*WRONG*
Lionel Hutz: Mister Nahasapimapatalon, is it true that you sometimes forget things
Apu: no, in fact i can recite pie to it's hundredth place, the last digit is one
Homer: mmm pie
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Homer: well guys im back
Lenny: oh good your replacement was getting kinda tired
*points to chicken*
Homer: dont worry i'll give her a good home
Real time homer: and i did
*pats his stomache*
(*Nerd trying to quiet the crowd of Scientists*)
Nerd: PIE IS EXACTLY 3!!!!
(*Crowd hushes*)
Nerd: Im sorry i had to resort to that...
Homer is taken to an island. But when he's on the plane to the island he says this:
"Save me, Jebus!"
All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.
Ralph: Ewwwww... it tastes like Grandma!
Wiggum: Let me see that! Oh my God you're right! It does taste like Grandma!
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