<b>"I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography!"</b> - Homer, after the police asked him where he was late at night, he couldn't say he was drunk because he'd be arrested. He had to think of a good excuse because not many stores are open at night. You had to listen to how Homer said it, the way he said it was so hilarious.
"Dying tickles!" (Ralph Wiggum on the Simpsons Halloween Harry Potter spoof)
"Duff man can't breathe! Ooooooohhh noo!"
Originally Posted by Storm
Agnis: And u never will be!
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Children: U still live with ur mother?
Seymour: She lives with me!
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Seymour: Up yours, children!
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Bart: Hey look somebodies attractive cousin!
(*Shelbyville kids turn and straighten their hair*)
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Alien(Burns): I bring love and peace!
Lenny: Its bringing love and peace, break its legs!!!
Three cheers for Homer, or Dan Castellaneta:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ision_emmys_dc.
Take care all.
Homer: "First i have to drive your mother to the hospital so she can give birth to you and now this"
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Homer: " You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart, well ive got that now"
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Ralph: " me fail English thats unpossible"
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Homer: "mmmmm un-explained bacon"
Homer: Jesus, Allah, Buddah I love you all! (I even say that time to time.)
The whole Tiger-warding rock conversation.
Marge: Get a load of THIS All Points Bulletin!
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
im afraid your first quote has already been done dude
When Bart and Milhouse find the room full of tapes in the comic book store..
"Whaddaya mean i can't take off my sweater? .....I'M HOT!!!" ~ A drunken Mr.Rodgers
"It tastes like... BURNING!" ~ Ralphie
Make A Grave For The Unknown Soldier,
Nestled In Your Hollow Shoulder,
The Unknown Soldier...
MY FORUM~~PLEASE JOIN!
bart: owwww, my bones are so brittle..... But how can that be? i drink plenty of.... malk?!?! now with vitamin R
Marge: Homer, I think we need a financial planner.
Homer: Financial panther, eh?
*thought bubble*
Tax guy: Mr. Simpson, you're a dollar overdrawn.
Homer: Get 'im Sheva
*panther attacks guy*
Homer: "What do I need English for? I'm never goin' to England."
Homer: "Sorry, but this is a highly sophistimicated doowacky. If you don't use it responsibly, KABLAMO!"
(on a sign) "Gripe at the Mayor night."
Homer: "bawitdaba bananana bana ooga chagolaga haganga monga..." (or something like that. . .)
How disgusting
Milhouse: Wow bart i didnt know your dad was so into science
Homer: Hey, did i just hear you just say science
Bart: no, uhh he said pie pants
Homer: mmmm... pie pants
or something along the lines of that
and
Mr. Burns answering the phone: Ahoyhoy
and
Marge: Homer he can't see you winking over the phone.
(after homer sarcasticaly calls mr burns and quits his job)
chaos: Homer- Trying is the first step towards failure
Rubedo: Seymour's Mom- You suck Seymour!
<s>Homer</s> Max Power- Max power, he's the man whos name you'd love to touch, but you musn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it you must not fear, because his name can be said by anyone
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Homer: Jefferson Airplane cleared the way for Jefferson starship, which i believe was some sort of hovercraft.
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Generation x-er 1- Oh here comes that cannonball guy, he's cool
Generation x-er 2- Are you being sarcastic dude
Generation X-er 1 I dont know anymore
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