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  1. 08-23-2004, 02:37 AM #46
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    Bart: And since I like you so much, I'll even do it pro boner.

    Skinner: Don't you mean pro bono?

    Bart: I know what I said...

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  2. 08-23-2004, 04:36 AM #47
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    Homer, and Wiggum stuck in a pit:

    Homer: "We'll dig our way out!"
    Wiggum: "No, dig up, stupid."
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    Same episode:

    *After reading the letter that basically says "sucker!"*

    One Townsperson: So there's no treasure?

    Homer: Let's keep digging!

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    "my cats breath smells of cat food"
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    Ralph: Miss Hoover? I'm not allowed to use scissors...

    *Children laugh*

    Miss Hoover: The children are right to laugh. These things couldn't cut butter. See? (Rubs scissors across her arm. No damage)

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    *Lisa falls asleep*

    Ralph: You look like my Mom after her box of whine.

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    Lisa: *Wakes up with a start* Please George Washington! I want to help!

    Bart: "Please George Washington, I want to help?" Even your dreams are square...

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  8. 08-24-2004, 12:13 AM #53
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    Homer: Operator quick! Give me the number for 9-1-1!
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  9. 08-24-2004, 01:54 AM #54
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    Hehe, nice thread ^_^ Let me think...

    Lisa: Yes! Ich bin ein gymnast!
    Homer: Aaw...she must've been dreaming about Hitler again.

    Bart: Take 'em away boys!
    Wiggum: Hey! I'm the one who gets to say that. Bake 'em away, toys!
    Lou: What'd you say, chief?
    Wiggum: ...just do what the kid said.

    Homer: It's alright everyone, everything will be fine... We're going to start a new life...under the sea. *cue musical number spoofing Ariel the Little Mermaid* Under the sea! Under the sea! There'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans under the sea!
    Marge: Homer! That's your solution to everything, to move under the sea! It's not going to happen!
    Homer: Not with that attitude.
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    The whole "See My Vest" Song.

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    im suprised know 1 did this one:

    Doctor:"it could increase your brain power immensely, or it could kill you."
    Homer:"Increase my killing power, eh?Let's do it."

    or sumthin like that. and i kno this is wrong but

    Homer:"ok kids, daddy needs to get real mad so im giving you permission to make me angry."
    after sumthin lisa says...
    Bart:"well, today i was a little attracted to milhouse..."
    Homer:"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts pounding on the clay like a maniac)
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    We're live, outside the Simpson residence. We can't actually SEE inside the house without some sort of infrared camera...so, let's turn it on. - Kent Brockman

    Artie Pie: Now he's trying to climb the fence! Wait, now he's trying to get through that pipe, but he's too fat! His legs are kicking comically! Now he's trying to dig his way through like a dog!
    Kent: Artie, Artie, are the children OK?
    Artie: I can't see through METAL, Kent!

    Oh sure, when he does something bad he's MY father. - Homer

    No, no, you're in Bronson, Missouri.
    Kid: Hey ma, how 'bout some cookies?
    Mom: No dice.
    Kid: Dis Ain't Ova.

    Gangster: I just don't feel like killing anymore, boss.
    Fat Tony: I believe I have something to change your mind. *turns back, carves up orange into fake teeth* rawr, rawr!
    Gangster: Oh man, that's great. I could kill my own motha after seeing that.
    Fat Tony: I'm glad you brought that up.
    Gangster: Kill my motha? But she makes such-a good pasta sauce!
    Gangster 2: It comes from a can.
    Gangster: She's a corpse.

    Moe: Oh, alright, a story, eh? Alice In Wonderland...hmm...must be a spinoff of that Alice in Underpants movie I saw.
    Maggie *stares blankly*
    Moe: Oh, oops....heh, it's so wonderful to have someone to talk to that doesn't understand the horrible things I say.
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  13. 08-31-2004, 12:16 AM #58
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    Homer (*On burning oil rig*) : This is how faceless Joe lost his legs!!!
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    And this is where I say "You've got a will, but it isn't free." :]
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    Marge: *Right before Homer tells the ending of Joan of Ark* Just then, Sir Lancelot rode on his white horse and saved Joan of Ark. They then got married and lived in a spaceship, the end! *Tears page from book and starts eating it* Well, at least it's easier to chew than that Bambi video.
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    Homer (To Marge, soon after kissing the gay guy): That's the best kiss I had all day!

    Homer's Head: Or was it...?

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