OK soo liek yesterdey i wuz on teh bus and a vary pretty an sexai gurl wuz sittiung next 2 meh so i wuz al liek oohh ya babey im guna go out wit u so i put meh arm on her brests all causally and wuz all liek oooh ya i kno u liek it but she said OMG get awey form meh u kid an then tihs HUGE afircan amamrican fello caem up 2 meh an said HEY PUNK WUT U DOIN TO MEH WOMANS??? and I wuz all liek OMGWTFBBQ an so I tryd 2 do liek a jeet kun ryu liek on taht move wit teh chines guy who si all liek WOOOO TAH an he chops a woods wiht hsi bare hands!!! INCARDIBLE!!! SOOOO neways I started 2 cry but I wuz relly jsut pertender so taht teh big nastey mans wuld gte off meh!! I AM TEH SMRATEST TAHN HE IS!! SO I ma not sisy boy ok it wuz only an act of teh AGES!!!

OH AND BTW wen I wuz gettiung of teh bus teh gurl luked at meh for a seconds so U KNOW SHE WNATS MEH!! I will b cumming bak for her fro sure!!!!