OK liek I haev a storey 2 tel u

[Demerwen Owns]

OK soo liek yesterdey i wuz on teh bus and a vary pretty an sexai gurl wuz sittiung next 2 meh so i wuz al liek oohh ya babey im guna go out wit u so i put meh arm on her brests all causally and wuz all liek oooh ya i kno u liek it but she said OMG get awey form meh u kid an then tihs HUGE afircan amamrican fello caem up 2 meh an said HEY PUNK WUT U DOIN TO MEH WOMANS??? and I wuz all liek OMGWTFBBQ an so I tryd 2 do liek a jeet kun ryu liek on taht move wit teh chines guy who si all liek WOOOO TAH an he chops a woods wiht hsi bare hands!!! INCARDIBLE!!! SOOOO neways I started 2 cry but I wuz relly jsut pertender so taht teh big nastey mans wuld gte off meh!! I AM TEH SMRATEST TAHN HE IS!! SO I ma not sisy boy ok it wuz only an act of teh AGES!!!

OH AND BTW wen I wuz gettiung of teh bus teh gurl luked at meh for a seconds so U KNOW SHE WNATS MEH!! I will b cumming bak for her fro sure!!!!

[Jebus]

...What?

[Levian]

Back so soon?

k so liek dis one tiem i fell down d stairs so i did it agen den i kiled an dog xDDDDDDddd and den i cibered it.

<3 you by the way

[Sacred Phoenix]

Open your eyes when you type!!! i'm joking, i figure you don't speak english well, but as Jebus said...... what?

[fire_of_avalon]

Well that was pretty annoying.

[Lord Xehanort]

Uhh... what's the topic here?

[Psychotic]

Uhh... what's the topic here?

How awesome "Demerwen Owns" is

And also whether it's a conspiracy that Leeza posted on their user notes.

[Levian]

And also whether it's a conspiracy that Leeza posted on their user notes.

Oh, I don't know

[Demerwen Owns]

OK so liek wut r u gusy talkiung abot a usar note and a conspircacy and wut duz taht mean liek a Roswall New Mexican? OK so liek plz tel me wut u men so I can sleps tonite bcuz I do not wants teh aleins 2 cum down and try 2 anla porbe meh OK?

[Psychotic]

I think it means Leeza, HOOTERS, and possibly HOORJ are all linked with the events of Roswall New Mexican.

Get drunk and it'll all go away.

[gokufusionss1]

i'm sobering up so it's all coming back.

[Del Murder]

If you are going to post a thread, please make it legible and have some kind of topic that can be discussed.