...What if?

[nik0tine]

I would have some awful third degree burns.

What if you felt like you had to sneeze but you couldn't sneeze, so the feeling just intensified forever?

[UltimateSpamGrover]

I'd turn into Uncle Fester from the Addams Family

What if you suddenly became Uncle Fester?

[Breine]

Then I'd blow myself up multiple times a day, without getting hurt.

What if gravity didn't exist?

[Mo-Nercy]

Then I'd be like "Look MA! I can fly..and fly..and fly...and fly..I wanna get off.."

What if there was WAY TOO MUCH gravity?

[FreaQaZoiD]

I'd sleep a helluva lot more. Waking up = more effort than NOW?!

What if the Taliban stuck back and overthrew all other forms of government, not unlike the Sith?

[Ki Ki]

Then we'd all be shooting each other.

What if I kissed you?

[TasteyPies]

I would melt.

What if I dumped a case of frogs on you?

[Ki Ki]

I would cry.

What if I ate you?

[FreaQaZoiD]

'Oooh save some for me! Oh wait...'

What if the pirates and aliens came back to finish me off?

[Ki Ki]

Then I'd eat your corpse. (:

What if I said you look like a zombie?

[FreaQaZoiD]

I'd disagree but my jaw might fall off.

What if i did attain the rank of LvL 99 Fragmaster X of the Platinum Elite Dragon?

[Ki Ki]

Then you would attain the rank of LvL 99 Fragmaster of the Dragon. (:

What if I cried now?

[TasteyPies]

I would hand you a hankey....an exploding hankey

What if i handed you an exploding hankey?

[Ki Ki]

Then I'd wipe my nose and it would explode then I'd be noseless then I'd cry and be sad cause I didn't have a nose thanks to you!

What if I came after you 'cause you exploded my nose???!!

[TasteyPies]

I would run away screaming at the noseless zombie!

What if Kiki was a zombie?