Cats vs. Dogs

[TasteyPies]

Cool, puppy burgers all around!

[Cz]

I think the real question is "has anybody ever seen an ugly puppy?".

Yes. This thing is not cute in any way, shape or form.

[TasteyPies]

That puppy looks like something my cat threw up.

[White Raven]

For all you cat haters out there (you know who you are!)...

:catsmile: :shoot:

The I Hate Cats Collection

[Kirobaito]

That puppy is adorable, you sick, disgusting freaks.

Cats couldn't give a damn about you. My dog loves me more than anything else in the world. She only jumps on me when I say 'Jump.' I kiss her on the lips and everything. She lays in my lap and takes nap. It's the cutest thing.

Cats run away when you get close to them and scratch the crap out of you.

[TasteyPies]

Cats don't give a damn about you? My cat won't leave me alone, she sleeps at the foot of my bed every night, she constantly "talks" to me and always greets me with a kitty bow (streching front paws out) and meows a hello, then rubs against me. You have to earn a cats effection. Dogs are so stupid as long as you give them food you are cool to them.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Cats are the incarnation of the Dark Lord Lucifer and/or his minions. They are spiteful, cocky, un-loving little ghouls.

My puppy, however is fun and playful, and chicks dig her. I can't take a damn cat to Chick-Fil-A and get swarmed with girls. No sir. Probably get rocks thrown at me.

Go dogs.

Ever see Homeward Boud? Yeah. No one gave a rap about Sassy. It was all about Shadow, man. He was DEAD. He was stuck in a damn MUD PIT with a BROKEN LEG. And he got out JUST SO HE COULD SEE PETER. That's loyalty, man. Sassy would have layed down and DIED. But not Shadow. No way Jose. When the cat was all "oh i hate nature im a WUSS" Shadow was all "SHUT UP, BITCH, I'M RUNNIN THE SHOW HERE" and the cat was all "" and Chance was over there going "Hey Porcupine!", but he doesn't count cause he was stupid. But he was also Micheal J Fox, so that makes him instantly cool. Because he would later transform into a real boy and travel back in time.

But the point is, cats suck. Micheal J. Fox said so.

[TasteyPies]

I watched that show a million times, Sassy even got the dogs to agree that cats rule. Not to mention she was always the funniest and smartest. She always knew how to get what she wanted,she wasa survivor, she got fish for both dogs, she always had a witty come back and her master was hawt if I can remember that far back. She also realy wanted to get back to her master.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

But did she climb out of an right foot mud pit with a broken leg? I don't think so.

Plus if it wasn't for the dogs that bear would have eaten her.

[TasteyPies]

She didn't climb out of the mudpit because she was too smart to fall in one and didn't hear anyone falling in to begin with (if i can remember.)

[Logan]

Cats are cute and cuddle with you and purr and are soft and nice. Dogs smell bad and stuff.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

She did fall in. >

And Shadow fell in because the board broke and the boards fell on him and broke his leg but he STILL GOT OUT AND WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO PETER.

[Cz]

Didn't you see the deleted scene where Shadow bit Peter and gave him Rabies?

[TasteyPies]

She did fall in. >

And Shadow fell in because the board broke and the boards fell on him and broke his leg but he STILL GOT OUT AND WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO PETER.

See? Cats have the ability to jump out of mud pits without injuring themselves. Another plus.

Besides is Sassy was stupid enough to break her leg im sure she would walk back to her master too.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Yeah and I also saw the other one where Sassy up and killed everyone else with her Satanic powers and then lowered herself intot he depths of hell where she revealed herself to be high priestess over the Underwold.