I'm not normally a fan of revenge, but my conscience will have to take a back seat for this thread. Before going into detail, let me give you a bit of background concerning a personal enemy of mine:
He used to throw bricks at me in Primary School and punch me in the playground. He constantly made fun of me in front of the other children, and he dented my self-esteem with his constant sarcasm and nasty put-downs. I'd never done anything to this bully, but he seemed to hate me for some reason. Perhaps it was because I always did my work and he messed around in class with the "Rough Crowd". He always told me that I was a loser, and he constantly praised himself for being "Intelligent". He also told me that I'd be working for him someday.
Today, I ordered a pizza for my dinner. The delivery boy rang on my doorbell, and...can you guess who it was? Ah, yes. It was the aforementioned bully - delivering my pizza directly to my door. His face was a picture. Seeing him with his silly little hat on and a portion of garlic bread in his hand set me off laughing, and he knew exactly who I was, which made it all the more satisfying. To top it all off, I gave him an 80 pence tip. Heh.
Note: I don't condone revenge in any way, but you have to admit that having a former school bully deliver a pizza to your door and act courteously towards you is very, very satisfying. Plus, in my case, he really deserved it. So, he'll probably think twice before he throws a brick in my face again. Also, there's nothing wrong with working as a delivery boy. *nods*
To sum it all up - have you ever experienced sweet, sweet revenge/payback?
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
