Myst

[Giga Guess]

I think we should lobby for a member colliseum so something like this DOESN'T OCCUR IN THE SSTREETS OF MY GREAT NATION!!!




Meh.

[Lord Xehanort]

*stands were Albedo last stood and whispers*Yes... this well do well.Congratulations Kounetsu... very good*gathers somethin from the ground and walks away*

Kounetsu: I always get what I want. Albedo is gone! *laughs hysterically*

Ansem: I can't believe this! You've beaten the unbeatable foe, Kounetsu! It's over!

Kounetsu: *laughs hysterically* You know what!? I feel like a change! *laughs maniacally*

Ansem: What did Siric pick up?

Kounetsu: I know not, but he better tell me before I beat it out of him!

Ansem: I'd like to apologize to Giga...

Kounetsu: You can't have 'I'm sorry sex' with him!

Ansem: NO, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! I meant I'd like to apologize for dirtying the streets of this perfect nation.

Kounetsu: Oh... I... am sorry will hire a clean-up crew right away!

[Giga Guess]

Apology accepted.

*Gives Ansem/Kounetsu a bone crusher bear hug*

Looove....

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: *while in bear hug with Giga Guess* Uh, Kounetsu?

Kounetsu: *enjoying the hug a little too much* *moans* Yes?

Ansem: Does Giga have a tail?

Kounetsu: No, why?

Ansem: Then... what's poking us?

Kounetsu: Why don't you grab it and find out?

Ansem: *just caught on* OMFG! It's his... >.> <.< thingy

Kounetsu: Oh no! Not his thingy! [/SARCASM]

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: *Still possesed* Revive master Albedo.... *revives*

Albedo: *Holding a give up sign* You may have won this battle Kounetsu, but the war is far from over! *Laughs maniaacally and runs off into the night*

chaos: Erm... Rubedo... *changes Rubedo to normal*

[Giga Guess]

Ansem: *while in bear hug with Giga Guess* Uh, Kounetsu?

Kounetsu: *enjoying the hug a little too much* *moans* Yes?

Ansem: Does Giga have a tail?

Kounetsu: No, why?

Ansem: Then... what's poking us?

Kounetsu: Why don't you grab it and find out?

Ansem: *just caught on* OMFG! It's his... >.> <.< thingy

Kounetsu: Oh no! Not his thingy! [/SARCASM]

<_< >_> 'Course not! It's...it's a flashlight! Yeah!

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: *casts a Darkness Spell* We need that falshlight now! *grabs it*

Ansem: We should've discussed this before, but does the Mystian Religion and Government permit homosexuality?

[Giga Guess]

Uh...duh! Of course. Senvu preaches love that transcends gender.

[Lord Xehanort]

Rubedo: *Still possesed* Revive master Albedo.... *revives*

Albedo: *Holding a give up sign* You may have won this battle Kounetsu, but the war is far from over! *Laughs maniaacally and runs off into the night*

chaos: Erm... Rubedo... *changes Rubedo to normal*

Kounetsu: DAMN YOU, ALBEDO!

Ansem: I have an idea! *locks self in smithy/workshop to make a device to aid us*

[Giga Guess]

Peace and serenity, children.

Peace and serenity...

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: Strange...

Ansem: What is?

Kounetsu: Giga doesn't preach peace and serenity when he's in bed!

Ansem: That's 'cuz he likes it rough!

[The Triumphant Hero]

hey ansem/kounetsu, just use a necromantic spell, so next time, you can revive albedo as your personal servant... just a thought

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: Even I have my limits!

Ansem: Kounetsu can't revive the dead.

[The Triumphant Hero]

then you could force him through a planar wormhole to a sealed dimension so he cannot escape the torment that awaits him. I'll let you think of the 'torment' yourself, although I suggest making an electric outlet, stick a fork in it, attach jumper cables to the fork, attach the other end to his tongue, cast a sealing curse on it, and watch the fun... I know, I have way too much time on my hands to think of torturous ideas.

[Giga Guess]

Kounetsu: Strange...

Ansem: What is?

Kounetsu: Giga doesn't preach peace and serenity when he's in bed!

Ansem: That's 'cuz he likes it rough!

You bet-erm WHO TOLD YOU?!