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    But they wouldn't be here without us either.

    Women look so much better than guys though. I'll give them that much.

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    Very PC, Del. Very PC.

    But yeah. Kudos to all the women out there, and a big YOU GO, GIRL!

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    Yes, I typed it on my computer.

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    As in politically correct wise guy.

    Don't make me :twak: you!

    Many thanks Christmas!
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    Girls rock, the should be toasted

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    Girls are useful; without them, who would cook or clean?
    Grab the opportunities life hands you, that's my motto!

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    did he just say what I think he said ???



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    Yes he did.

    But back on topic, I realized my own amazingness a long time ago, and there's no need ot tell me twice

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    *dittos foa*
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    [q="Chris"] did he just say what I think he said ???[/q]

    If you thought I was making a joke about the proper roles of women in the 1950s, you are correct.

    The joke is also funny, because in my household, my dad is the cook, and I've cooked for my girlfriend numerous times (while she has yet to do so for me)...and no one I know (of either sex) is good at cleaning.
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    What does this have to do with lunch? *is hungry*

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    women who try to grab a guys atteion by drasticly changing their looks and only prove to them selfs if she has to go through this then hes not worth thier time- i drink to that
    women rule-i also drink to thet

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    *yawn* A Toast to the Ladies Who Lunch II

    1. A toast to the women who wash the down walls and sweep up the floor, hard working women - I'll drink to that.

    2. Women with the wrong perception of "what it means to be a lady" and can't figure out the difference between a whore and a madam - I'll drink to that.

    3. Off to the gym, claiming they're fat. Struggles against the weight of life, shedding the pounds of exhaustion - I'll drink to that.

    4. Angela Lansbury wannabies, anxiously awaiting to get their part in yet another revival of Mame - I'll drink to that.

    5. Broadway babies, whores of life, blood sucking leeches equal with = ladies who lunch - I'll drink to them



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    To the ladies who sacrifice their dreams to make their worlds right. I'll drink a whole lot to that.

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    stella was a diver and she was always down - i'll drink to that

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