Ok its quite simple, on most best selling books and films you find a tag line froma magazine reviewing it. I have included a few examples, post what your magazines tag line would be of EoFF (only make one for yourself and only make one). Oh and if I made one with your name feel free to make your own, i just wanted to make some examples up

Examples:
an instant EoFF classic, 10/10 (Archie Media)
Something I couldn't put down ***** Stars (Misfit Press)
A shockingly pleasurable read (The daily BoB)
I bought this book with the intention of reading but had to leave halfway though (Kirk 81 ltd)
I thought this was Pron (Big Hooters monthly)
A book I couldn't put down, Littrally they chained me to it (Lezza monthly)
I bought this book a few times but each time they took it away from me (Chu Issue 52)