I try my damn best to tip a buck and only a buck(maybe not even). If the service was above and beyond what it should have been...then they get a real tip from me. I don't really believe in giving tips just to give them. Here is the Steve-Graph-O'tips

troutty Service = a penny just to show you that yes I remembered to tip and that they sucked.

Normal Service = A buck. They did what they were suppose to do so I guess they should get something.

Good-excellent service = 15-25% depending on how rich I am at said time. They did a damn good job and I am going to let them know it. I love waiters who come into the conversation halfway in and just jump in. Makes everything so much better and kick ass.

I also don't like tipping people who deliever stuff to my house. They are getting payed to do that in the first place and only that. They don't take my order or ask if everything is okay. They just bring it to me. On top of most places already add a few bucks onto the bill for a delivery charge. THE DELIVERY PEOPLE. If they ed with my food then I will not accept it and call up the resturant and complain.