Kounetsu: Can I 'play' with him, Ansem? PLEASE?

Ansem: He's a chocobo, you psycho!

Kounetsu: I had a bad day, I'd 'play' with a dog on a day like this!

Ansem: Eww...

Kounetsu: Hey, you 'play' with Squall and Riku!

Ansem: Just shut up and go to your section of the brain!

Kounetsu: *cries*

Ansem: *gives Yaoi Fudge Cookies to the chocobo*