Kounetsu: Can I 'play' with it? I must have it service me! I haven't had any physical intimacy in weeks!

Ansem: Shut up! If you're good, I might let you take over with Riku and Squall tonight.

Kounetsu: *tries to be good* I love you, Ansem. You're the best alter-ego ever!

Ansem: Don't butter me up... *gives the newbie a batch of warm, chewy, gooey Yaoi Fudge Cookies*