Quote Originally Posted by Strider
Hey, maybe, man, but that's what the article said.
Yeah, yeah, but just imagfine the scene:

Minister: Well, what if this kids are not American? I mean, they look American, they speak like Americans, and everyone knows kids don't tend to lie, or at least not over stuff like that.

Duding dude: Sir, try to think of something american.

Minister: Uhm...shall we make them eat fast food and see if they vomit or not?

Dude: No, sir, I think people in this country would kill for fast food, cause here we got...ah, yes, some imagine the food. Unless you are in the higher classes, then you do have a lot of food, and not fast one.

Minister: Then...something more American like....freedom!

Dude: Good idea, sir, think of something free.

Minister: Patriotic songs! They are like...the ultimate freedom! Every American likes to hear songs about how great his country is! Plus, they claim to be from Texas, and we all know quality rednecks like Chuck Norris and Bush are from Texas.

Dude: You're a genious! Better than asking a lot of questions, after all, it would look like the Spanish Inquisition.

Inquisitors: HA! NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION





And I could go on and on.