I must seek the Jade Monkey and combine it with the Eye of Dawn in the Chaos Chamber not a minute before or after noon. Then i turn the seal topwise and walk the invisible Bridge of Trust while maintaining perfect balance.

Thus completed, i piss not once, not twice but three times on the Sacred Fire of the Gods and finally enter The Chamber of Reckoning...

Where if i ever forget the sacred Password and Username my Soul will be claimed for eternity in the Pit of Souls.

~~~I hate WinXP - FreaQ