Do not ignore the directions or contents on a box. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever.

Do not consume a whole box of Fruit Rollups in one hour. And you thought they tasted sweet coming down...

Do not eat candy that's centuries old. Sure, as long as sugar doesn't get wet, but... >_>

Do not take an antacid if you really don't need it.

Do not reach back into a car as someone else is closing the car door. Unless you like pain. =\