Things NOT to do

[Shoeberto]

Never put Poprocks in a can of soda and drink it. It hurrrrrrts!
(do they even make poprocks anymore?)

Yes, they do. And it doesn't hurt. Wimp.

Don't do <a href="http://penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-08-23&res=l">this</a>

[Polyonymous]

Never brush your teeth then drink orange juice.
Never eat a grapefuit and then drink milk.

[BatChao]

NEVER consume more than one drop of those "hottest chili sauces in the world" Dont even consume less than a micro drop! Good Lord I did that and man....i couldn't breathe. I literally became a cartoon and was shooting flames outta my mouth!

Haha! Are you talking about that chili sauce you have to sign a waiver before you buy it so the makers aren't liable if you die when you eat it (no joke!). This restaraunt that was around my school used to use that. The owner said he'd give me and my friends a taste (put some on the tip of a toothpick), but we never got around to it... then the store closed because the owner had back problems, so I guess we'll never got to try to the super chili sauce.

[K-chan]

Wimp.

And proud of it

[mystic ice cube]

I tried chugging a whole can of condensed milk. Never. EVER.

[Thunday Man]

not post this picture in everyones user notes: http://img33.exs.cx/img33/82/sexyou.jpg

[Giga Guess]

Not a half bad Drag King....

Do NOT go to sleep on a bus with friends. Unless you like artwork on your face.

[Levian]

Don't abuse cows. Remember, cows are people too!

[UltimaLimit]

What about Batman's?

Don't EVER step on my cape. I'd say ask the last fool but he's dead--there wasn't enough left to bury.

(Seriously, people call me Batman for some reason. I don't usually wear a cape tho--dry-cleaning bill after it was stepped on was too high )

Don't ever shoot a rubber band at a dog. They always know just when you're about to fire. Thank God my dog's getting older and doesn't run so good. Hey--wait--here she comes aga

**severed finger twitches and hits POST button**

[Earthworm Jim]

Never stick your hand into an active blender.

The results may be, well... messy.

[nik0tine]

Never shoot a public political figure

Never say never.

[Giga Guess]

Do not tease a gypsy! Or you will have bad acne and halitosis and a whole bunch of other bad bad things.....not speaking from experience, of course...

[StarlightAngel]

NEVER try to pick up my cat. Behold the Void has lots of experience in that.... :sweatdrop She attacked me when I was untangling a toy from her. It hurt.

[Baloki]

We do have a batman regestered and he won a ciddie

[Silmaril]

Never ever pat the young of a strange alley cat. They try to eat you.