The oldies Newbie thread!

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I'm not going to do the statistics, but it appears to me that most current members never made newbie threads. From this, we can deduce that newbie threads are for people who usually don't stick around, thus we can prohibit allowing noobs from creating these miserable, horrible, painful to read threads.

For the record, I did not create a newbie thread when I joined.

In fact, I'd rather see more of princeofdarknez's threads like "All Aboard the Pimpy Gimp" than these unholy newbie threads. If Jim Ross (Good Old JR) from the WWE were here, he would definitely say "This ain't right!" or "Oh my God! For the love of God, please stop!" in regards to the creation of newbie threads.

DIE NOOB THREADS! JUSZ DIE! ZELLO!