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    It's threads like these that makes pissing my life away in GC all worth it. Thanks, Geritol.

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    Oh god. That happened to me in the 7th grade and I cried

    Damage control

    And chocolate, lots of chocolate, and a sincere apology.

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    I agree with meat puppet. you must finish what you've started. >=X
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    Flowers and candy and tears. And let her punch you, too.
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    Tell her the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows either.....and apologise. Many times.

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    Don't point and laugh at her. Or maybe you should in case she ditches you or something.

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    Get her an eyebrow pencil so she can draw herself some eyebrows. At least she doesn't have to pluck'em for a while.


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    aaaahahaha thats a classic, you rule!

    did her eyelashes go too?
    nicely played!
    i heard you say your future, was looking so grey

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    "Revenge is a dish best served cold."

    After saying that, you can guarentee that she won't come near you for a while and then get you when you least expect it. Hopefully, by then, she would have gotton over it.

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    say "i wuve you" and hug her until she accepts your apology.
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    Let her burn your eyebrows off too. Then say sorry, give her chocolate and buy her an eyebrow pencil, so at least she can have some till her real ones grow back.

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    Try and convince her you didn't do it?
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    I bought her her chocolate chip cookies the same day. She didn't come today.


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    Apologizing is the first step. So she doesn't hate you, keep on apologizing, and make up funny stuff that makes fun of yourself. Tell her it's definitely free for her to tell everyone it's your fault, just as long as people don't start coming after you. lol But all I know is you need to do some MAJOR sucking up!

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    Heh. Yeah...suck up a lot....I can't see her hating you forever, though, unless she's really vindictive. I mean it *was* accidental, and you didn't, like, blast her with a flamethrower?

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