Why has running away got to be the best solution?
Why has running away got to be the best solution?
eyes flash zefie's trademark: Kill!Originally Posted by Behold the Void
running away would be a good idea, but I would like to hear the story. I have ideas of what may have happened from Void but I'd like to hear the real thing.
Ah yes, I almost forgot. I was theorizing that you both worked at a restaurant of some sort, probably fast food, and you somehow got her eyebrows burned. But I too would like to hear the full story.
Same here.
I now have an angry mob at my disposal :evilking: and it demands the story
Tattoo her eyebrows back on in her sleep.
give her replacement fake ones until her real ones grow back, or give her that eyebrow pen thingy that girls use.....lol that had to be classic!
BURGLEFICKLE!
Would you believe there was a lecture on "Common School Accidents" involved?
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Covince her that it's better than getting her eyebrows plucked out. It didn't hurt, did it? And tell her it's free.
Going back to my "Define Irony" thread....
Many thanks Christmas!
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.... And this all happened how? You're avoiding the story.
Come to think of it bunsen burners dont have flames.
Hes probobly makeing it up..... And this all happened how? You're avoiding the story.
No, they emit gas that you light to make flames.
Give her your love nectarPerhaps it's a good time to tell you I'm a girl. Thunday made me laugh like hell though.
Anyway, it's horrible in school now. Everybody's like "Safety Precaution No. 1: Don't have a homocidal lab partner"
Not to mention the girl really did have a unibrow and everyone assumes I did it on purpose coz nothing would induce the girl to do something about it.
The story is actually very boring for you, very embaressing for me and very humiliating for the girl, lets call her Ferry.
We were having our usual start of session safety lecture in front of the whole school. Me and Ferry were going demonstrate how to do stuff carefully as the lecturer spoke. It was extremely boring.
Anyway, we got to the heating things part. How careful we were supposed to do. Not to have any chemicals nearby (it's a Chem lab! How could we not?) Heat flammable chemicals over waterbaths/sandbaths. And do not try to light a bunsun burner alone. Have someone else start the gas etc. That was my cue.
Ferry was making such a show of doing things oh-soooooooooo-slowly and carefully it was sickening.
I was supposed to turn on the gas. I pulled the knob ever so slowly and Ferry lit a match.
Nothing happened.
Ferry started making remarks about "You're not supposed to do so slowly", "do have some confidence" and "are you afraid? Do you want me to do it for you?" and the lecturer joined in and all the kids joined in making smart remaks and I'm known for liking fire.
The thing I want to know that the heck was she thinking leaning over the bunsun burner to the gas knob. Was that or was that not dumb? It was imbecilic! (Wrong spelling).
Anyway, I turned the knob fully and FROOF
Ferry Ferry Burning bright.
How can I apologize for your plight?
Consider this favor for now.
That I got rid of your unibrow.
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. My mom kinda evend it out though. But then i got made fun of in school for a while cause my eyebrows were really thin